Don Ramon was Born in 2034 in Bronx, NYC. At age 15 he learned how to Cook Pasta and became a Pasta cook and Opened his First Restaurant, “Don Ramon’s Pasta Joint” soon afterward. Eventually after Serving the Don of the Mafia in 2044, he ended up getting an invite into the Crime Syndicate. He passed his Initiation and became Mafia Don sometime in 2069.
After the Riots that killed off Jane “Fat Bitch” Eckhart, and her Organization, The Radical Revolutionaries of Christ, Don Ramon Decided to Run for president of the United States… When touring in Vietnam, He ate a particularly Spicy Burger.. Later on He learned it was DOG MEAT!
He fell in love at first sight!
From that point he Did everything in Power to Serve Dog Meat secretely. But failed most of the time, as kidnapping Dogs was hard to get away with it. So he decided to run for president and attempted to Become the sole legislator of the US.
That was easy to do. Congress has not had a single session since 2025. Back then they were absolved and replaced by a pro-christian zealot order called the Holy Law and Order Unit. When he funded Riots to kill of the Last member of the Unit, Jane “Fat Bitch” Eckhart, he had the perfect oppertunity to make it so HE and HE ALONE would make the laws..
Legislating away Violence in entertainment bans, Laws against pre-marital sex/adultery, and Sexual Explicit material Bans online, he then decided to set up a “vote” for a way of life to protect forever. This made it so that the government simply put, COULD NOT legislate that way of life away. First he picked hunting. Then he picked Hunting Dogs..
From that point on Dogs became a target of hunting as pets died by the thousands, and were processed and cooked by people, but there were boycotts preventing them from being cooked at restaurants… Intimidation by the Don, in the Form of kidnapping Boycott runners and forcing them at gun point to massacre and eat puppies, led to that ending.
Soon Afterward, the PETA got involved and got violent! Some of them shot Mafia members in the head. He wanted to teach them a Lesson. So He founded the “Fucking Asshole Army of the RCA” to oppose them. This army, was an army to “serve, protect, and kick ass!”… He sent them after the Leader of the PETA movement, with kill orders. That stopped them from getting in his way after she got massacred by chainsaw.
Soon Afterward, Don Ramon Opened opened a new Pasta Joint, Don Ramons Dog Meat and Pasta Joint. At first he had problems causing Eaters to Puke on Pasta, including his own grandfather… He changed the formula to get rid of dog bones and that changed things.. Soon afterward the rating of his Restaurant jumped up to 100% within 60 months!
By 2074 he invited Black Plague, the man who single handedly killed Jane “Fat Bitch” Eckhart to be his Vice president. At the Restaurant, He served Dog Raviolli and Dog Brains. Black Plague loved it and gave the Restaurant a 100% on google. But he got trolled. The Don Immediately stopped this, found the trolls, killed them all and defended his vice president…
Don Ramon somehow Survived the Cultist Bombings of DC in 2120 and showed up in 2122 to Assist Bastard and the ACA and warned Bastard about a Splinter Cell of Cultists that were being Commanded by a possibly Resurrected Jane “Fat Bitch” Eckhart… Soon Afterwards, a Bombing at His Hideout Kills him and Blackplague…
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